Government Drunkenness

"Giving money and power to the government is like giving teenage boys whiskey and car keys." -- Anonymous P.J. O'Rourke

submitted via e-mail by Jordan Wagner, Sublette, Kansas

Thanks to Steve Miller for helping find the source.

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Miss Piggy on Beauty

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right? Sometimes you'll have to give a dumb or misinformed beholder a black eye." -- Miss Piggy

submitted via e-mail by Jordan Wagner, Sublette, KS - THANKS!

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Idiots and Congress

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But, I repeat myself." -- Mark Twain

submitted via e-mail by Jordan Wagner, Sublette, KS - THANKS!

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Grace Under Pressure

"Courage is grace under pressure." -- Ernest Hemingway

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Mark Twain on Vegetables

"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education." -- Mark Twain

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spotted at Ed's Mixed Bag

Mark Twain on Reading

"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read." -- Mark Twain

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Oscar Wilde on Experience

"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." -- Oscar Wilde

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Anonymous Tips for Success

"The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others." -- Anonymous

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Bill Cosby on Naming Your Child

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry." -- Bill Cosby

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Picasso and the Usefulness of Computers

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." -- Pablo Picasso

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