Bob Hope on Aging

"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon; Then it's time for my nap." -- Bob Hope

"He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thing and this was his airport." -- Phyllis Diller, veteren comedienne, at ceremonies renaming the regional airport in Burbank, Calif., outside Los Angeles, for the late entertainer Bob Hope, via Yahoo! News - Notable Quotes

Some Bob Hope Quotations

Bigamy | "The only crime on the books where two rites make a wrong." -- Bob Hope

Age | "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." -- Bob Hope

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." -- Bob Hope

"If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they just let you live." -- Bob Hope