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Showing posts with label milton berle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label milton berle. Show all posts

Monday, March 10, 2003

Committee | "A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours." -- Milton Berle

Tuesday, December 31, 2002

"My doctor says too much sex can cause memory loss. Now, what was I about to say?" -- Milton Berle

"I have a photographic memory, but once in a while I forget to take off the lens cap." -- Milton Berle