Woody Allen on Death

"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be around when it happens." -- Woody Allen

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"Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters." -- Woody Allen (1935 - ), Without Feathers, via Dog News

"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it." -- Woody Allen, via email from Carla

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else." -- Woody Allen

"Eternity is very long, especially toward the end." -- Woody Allen (Thanks, John!)

"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers." -- Woody Allen