Groucho Marx on Marriage

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." -- Groucho Marx

The Podfather on Podcasting

"Podcasting has been legitimized by an unyielding grass-roots community and now the business of podcasting enjoys the endorsement of leading media companies, marketers and venture investors." -- "Podfather" Adam Curry, PodShow co-founder and President, via PodShow, Inc. press release, as reported in Yahoo! Finance

Dan's 1st Official Podcast

Early this morning I uploaded the first offical podcast episode of my other blog, Journey Inside My Mind! Head over and check it out! Or not.

Socrates on Marriage

"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." -- Socrates

Victor Borge, Social Animal

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year." -- Victor Borge

Homer Simpson on Achievement

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers..." -- Homer Simpson

Speech Impediment?

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops
to breathe." -- Jimmy Durante

Bonnie Raitt and the Scarcity of Life

"Life becomes more precious when there's less of it to waste." -- Bonnie Raitt, spotted at Cincinnati Mills

Mark Twain's Health Advice

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." -- Mark Twain

Billy Crystal on Wisdom

"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere." -- Billy Crystal