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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

First Lady Is a Desperate Housewife

"I said to him the other day, 'George, if you really want to end tyranny in this world, you're going to have to stay up later.' Nine o'clock and Mr. Excitement here is in bed and I am watching 'Desperate Housewives' -- with Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife." -- First lady Laura Bush at the White House correspondents dinner.

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At Least Vincent Price Knew How To Talk

"Ours is much hotter because Vincent Price is not as hot as me and Elisha Cuthbert." -- Paris Hilton, comparing the remake of the horror film "House of Wax" with the 1953 original, in the New York Post.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

An Unlikely Friendship

"I'm enjoying the relationship and to be honest with you I didn't think I would." -- George H.W. Bush, former President, on his unlikely friendship with former President Bill Clinton, quoted in the New York Daily News

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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Mitch Hedberg on Writing a Letter

"At the end of a letter I like to write, 'P.S. — This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.'" -- Mitch Hedberg, comedian

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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Fighting Elephants

"When elephants fight, only the grass gets hurt." -- Swahili proverb

Jimmy Fallon and Romance

"I'm not that much of a ladies' man. Romantic things people do - like putting candles around the house - I see that as more of a fire hazard." -- Jimmy Fallon, actor, in the New York Daily News

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Friday, April 01, 2005

Madness is Wholesome

"A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King." -- Emily Dickinson

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

How Sandra Bullock Chooses Her Movie Roles

"I don't do anything anymore that feels safe. If it doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you're not doing the right thing." -- Sandra Bullock, now starring in 'Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous,' on choosing her movie roles.

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An 'Unsafe' Work Environment

"It was a health issue. If I had to see the name Star Jones or Star Jones Reynolds one more time, it was going to kill me. I thought, 'Why do I know the name of Paris Hilton's dog?'" -- Joyce Wadler telling the New York Daily News how she feels about giving up writing a celebrity news column for The New York Times.

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The Ozzman Moveth?

"Everybody keeps telling me that. Maybe Sharon is but I don't know f--- all about it." -- Ozzy Osbourne, asked by the New York Post about reports that he and wife Sharon are selling their Beverly Hills home.

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