Government Drunkenness

"Giving money and power to the government is like giving teenage boys whiskey and car keys." -- Anonymous P.J. O'Rourke

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Thanks to Steve Miller for helping find the source.

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Miss Piggy on Beauty

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right? Sometimes you'll have to give a dumb or misinformed beholder a black eye." -- Miss Piggy

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Idiots and Congress

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But, I repeat myself." -- Mark Twain

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